Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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