nut hugger
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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