I wannas sexs uuuuu
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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