Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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