Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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