What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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