Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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