I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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