You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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