Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
