i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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