There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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