so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize
