Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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