Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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