Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Randomize