I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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