Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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