we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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