She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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