Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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