you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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