it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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