singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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