yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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