From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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