It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
me + whiskey = a bad person
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
