After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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