I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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