Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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