yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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