walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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