I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
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Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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