Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
nutella sex= disaster
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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