Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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