I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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