White coat. Heels.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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