I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sorry about my life...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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