I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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