And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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