You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she told me i tasted like america
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I need a burrito and a hug.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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