how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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