if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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