Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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