No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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