We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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