More tranny stories later!
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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