brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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