You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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