I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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