so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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